The WSJ terrorizes them exactly because it shows them their future. They will abandon all pretense at socialist economic reform or anti-imperial military policies and vote Democrat to appease their "nice guy" sensibilities only. Give the plebes a scattering of crumbs. Pepper the public landscapes with firsts (first African American this, first Hispanic woman that, etc.). But leave the great wheel of fetishized consumption grinding, no matter who or what gets caught in its spokes and tread. They will become "rational," meaning, ironically, that their materialistic desires will outweigh their commitment to societal improvement. Onward Brad. Go forth Jenny. Claimeth thy six figures, thy prohibitive real estate, thy latte habit, thy pink hat, thy many-purchased concience.
It's true!Tac squad around perimeter of campus, full riot gear, military weapons, fixed bayonets, national Guard on full alert!Imoressive!Just like when reagan was governor!
Tomi Lahren would later use this occurrence to help her define anyone that votes for a Democratic candidate as a, "snowflake," advising them to "buckle up, buckaroos".
I usually find the Onion mocks the right more than the left, but it's good to balance it out a bit. We can laugh at ourselves too. The purpose of satire is to find a deeper truth after all.
Hahah, I live down the street from UC Berkeley! That being said, this is not too far from the reality--as we saw in the past few months.