I started watching this 2 weeks ago, honestly one of the best shows I've ever seen next to Friends & Parks of Recreation. I just want to punch steve carrel (michael Scott) every time he speaks but yet he's really funny & jim & Pam remind me So much of me & my wife so that's awesome. I love this show, I'll probably watch it like 5 more times lol. 👽👽✌🏼✌🏼
"Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I've been recommending downsizing since I got first got here. I even brought it up in my interview, I say.. bring it on."
The best character creation in the history of television. Rainn Wilson took the role of Dwight Schrute & played it to the maximum. Such a shame the Dwight spin-off never got the green light.
“People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”
You found the needle in the hay stack! Do ya wanna know what your prize is? It's nothing! Cause somethings just aren't worth doing! That's my favorite Dwight quote!
Rachel Zurkowski "Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?” 😂😂😂
"Every day for 8 years I have brought my pepper spray to work, and every day for 8 years people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?"
Depending on the day and my mood I double as both Jim and Dwight for my office. I'm like if Jim and Dwight had a mutual ancestor
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to the body it had already turned back into my neighbor's dog.