Area man not a very good conversationalist, but has great success "slipping it in" with the ladies when that moment is at hand and the lights are low.
Man with complete sentence ready never gets a chance to utter a sound as everyone else present had the amazing ability to breathe through their assholes and talk nonstop.
While waiting for the right moment area man thinks to himself, "Would this guy just shut the fuck up already? How long can one possibly lecture us about climate change?"
I have a few that I always keep in my back pocket. My favorite is a response to when people say "If I were you, I'd do......" I say, "If you were me, you'd do exactly what I'm doing."
He's surrounded by women. Either, he won't get that chance, or he'll be interrupted and have his well-thought out sentence or anecdote shut down and "disproven".
Man proclaiming "I like wieners!" doesn't work as well when the conversation switches from asking what people want to grill that evening to talking about what films they've seen recently.
Local 40 year old greaser scumbag wearing leather jacket, sitting on chair backwards and flicking his switchblade waiting for the perfect time to tell someone to "sit on it".
Area man thinks they'll all be incredibly interested in the current weather situation, and that this will lead to a 45 minute in-depth conversation about...weather. Because of area man's misplaced visions of grandeur, he thinks this just might get him laid tonight.