The thing about orca, is you gotta let it marinate for several years in a giant bucket of chlorine and the tears of injustice for the best flavor. And then just a touch of hot sauce.
I don't know if I can finish this SeaWorld burger in one meal. Orcan I?
Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they’re serving us this mysterious food called “Uterbraten”?
Skinner: Oh, relax, kids, I’ve got a gut feeling Uter is around here somewhere. [chuckles] After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? [chuckles] In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now! [laughs] Wait…scratch that one.
If anyone feels sad about this, I advise you to look up the video "Orca bashes seal 60 feet out of the air!" You'll be chomping down dorsal fins with a clear conscience after that.
"The sea world Orca burger is uhmazing! I prefer to season mine with a side of fresh, powdered white rhino horn. It'll make you great again!" - Donnie Trumpkins
Too soon. Maybe they'll serve Black fish sticks too.
I don't get it. Eating this burger serves no porpoise.
For all you Too Soon people, how long do you think whale lasts?
Area diner said the buger was killer, though it would be a challenge to eat the whale of a sandwich.
I prefer to have my Orca medium rare with a thin slice of American cheese, lettuce,mustard and Heinz 57 on the side. ice cold Heineken or Red Stripe.
Let's do this challenge while dolphins are starving behind you waiting to perform just so they can get feed!!! Not to mention their whole families were slaughtered in front of them while they were hauled off to amusement parks so we can watch them entertain us!!! Shame on you for advertising for them!!!!!!!
I prefer Sea Worlds more classy restaurant where you can dine on whale and dolphin soup, while listening to a full ORCAstra.
When Sea World sends it's Orcas, they're not sending their best. They're bringing blubber fries.. they're bringing curly dorsal fins.. And some, I assume, have a murderous rage due to isolation in captivity.
I was wondering how they disposed of Tilikum and I'm glad he continues to generate revenue one way or another.
Only in America ,and they you wonder why you are a bunch of morbid obese ignorant people. That portion is what an African family of four usually have for lunch if anything at all. How can you be so revolting and disgusting when it comes to eating habits.
Killing innocent animals just so we as a human species can eat? How disgusting can we be?
On another note.. grill me up a juicy steak hahah
Well they can't make 'em perform in shows anymore, so they've gotta make money off them somehow.
If you don't finish it we'll throw it in the bait bin. What a shame-ooooo that would be
"Push the Tilikum, it's about to turn" -SeaWorld management
Best rebranding of otherwise expensive to remove waste since popcorn chicken
Yummy. With tons of bacon and cheddar. Seriously though, could the cool, good folks who read the Onion go like 80% plant-based at least? Who's with us? All in favor say you bet!!!!!
I'm kinda in two minds about sea world, we all went along and marveled at the shows in the 20th century. Obviously not realising the way the animals were being treated. It was clearly wrong, but it did expose huge numbers of people to these beautiful animals and this has brought forward the change in public opinion. Double edged sword I think ?
I hope this goes over a lot better than Disneyland's 5-pound Mickey burger-eating challenge went.😕
Wally Fatcakes-Magoo we were just talking about how sea world NH uses an entire orca for one small order of sushi, weren't we?
black fish lives matter! oh, wait... they called our number...
That is much too thin to be a 5lbs burger of anything. Having eaten a 3lbs burger that arrived on a cake tray and had to come home in a cake box I should know!
I'm morally outraged!!! Don't give me this "it cooks down" shit. Orca is really lean. That's clearly only four pounds.
This is absolutely disgusting.
Who puts tomatoes on Orca burgers?
The livestock has been fed a steady diet of trainers.
If it's still Shamooing, then you know it's cooked juuuust right.