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The thing about orca, is you gotta let it marinate for several years in a giant bucket of chlorine and the tears of injustice for the best flavor. And then just a touch of hot sauce.
I don't know if I can finish this SeaWorld burger in one meal. Orcan I?
Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they’re serving us this mysterious food called “Uterbraten”?Skinner: Oh, relax, kids, I’ve got a gut feeling Uter is around here somewhere. [chuckles] After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? [chuckles] In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now! [laughs] Wait…scratch that one.
If anyone feels sad about this, I advise you to look up the video "Orca bashes seal 60 feet out of the air!" You'll be chomping down dorsal fins with a clear conscience after that.
"The sea world Orca burger is uhmazing! I prefer to season mine with a side of fresh, powdered white rhino horn. It'll make you great again!" - Donnie Trumpkins
Too soon. Maybe they'll serve Black fish sticks too.
I don't get it. Eating this burger serves no porpoise.
For all you Too Soon people, how long do you think whale lasts?
Area diner said the buger was killer, though it would be a challenge to eat the whale of a sandwich.
I prefer to have my Orca medium rare with a thin slice of American cheese, lettuce,mustard and Heinz 57 on the side. ice cold Heineken or Red Stripe.