Sahara hmmm, that old sensai shopkeeper on the first island of wind waker should've been a little suspicious after you tried this... Could've stopped you from throwing his child and pigs into the sea
Just shut up and buy these 34 cheese wheels, 13 rusty iron swords, 58 tin cups, and 26 faded leather jerkins, Jerry, what I do with those bombs is my business
In related news, the bow owner association NBA is furious at a recent bow control lobby proposal to restrict their access to flaming arrows.
The NBA was joined in their denunciation of the proposal by the NGA (the National Glaive Association) who recently won a court battle affirming their right to keep and bear polearms.
We have many fine deals what are you looking for?
Swords, axes, bows, we have everything you need right here.
If you need something to split someone's skull or a helm to protect your own you've come to the right place.
Video game shopkeepers are not AI. It's not suspicious this is a script written by the game developer. Why is this being reported on. SMH. Just what do the onion journalists do all day? sit around playing games. You can't interview a video game.
In skyrim I'd make a bunch of gold rings to get my smithing up, then enchant them all with sneaking (most valuable enchantment I had) to get my enchantment up quickly, so then I'd be this shady guy who'd walk into someone's store like "hey I'd like to sell 38 rings that make you more sneaky"
The fact that the shopkeeper sold him bomb's without doing a background check or at least asking for some form of I.D. tells me there is to know about this guy.
Hey I know that screenshot! Dark Alliance, what a great game. I was just thinking about how easy it was to dupe items like earlier this week lol.
I freaking loved baulders gate Dark alliance one and two. Not to mention champions of Norrath as well.
P.s. This is a series I would love to see a proper sequel to!
This guy, whose basement storage is at least 75 times bigger than his whole above ground (pub?) operation. That's not suspicious at all, makes plenty of sense. Can you say 'I smuggle contraband'.